Yeesh. My blog skilz have been atrocious as of late. I probably have a lot of reasons as to why. Maybe I'll get into them soon. I might not though. I have no idea where this blog will go. I told my wife I'm going to write a blog hell or high water, even if it ends up being about magic elves or something.
AN INTERRUPTING PREVIEW BLOG ABOUT MAGIC ELVES:
"Hello Ralph. How was your weekend?" Mark asked as he placed the coffee pot back on the burner.
"In a word: Frustrating!" Ralph said, gritting his teeth. He grabbed a plastic cup and shoved it under the blue spout on the Culligan machine.
"I hear that. You must not have had your home invaded by magic elves like I did," Mark said.
