A Puzzling Lack of Sleep

Yesterday my wife and I had a discussion, and it was agreed upon that I need to get more sleep and eat less suckers. I’m happy to report that today I did not eat any suckers. I’m unhappy to report that it is currently 11:30 at night, and I’m not in bed. We have a party to get ready for. This means I had to start putting up shelves in the garage at 8:00 last night. I then had to run with my sister at 10:00. Yes, I had to do all those things. I’m me: when I want to do something I have to do it or some strange part of the universe is unfulfilled. Would you want to live in an unfulfilled universe? I didn’t think so. Anyways, I succeeded at both.