Monday, June 21, 2010

Everything You are Doing Right Now is Wrong

Why are you reading this blog?  You shouldn't be reading this blog.  You should be watching Toy Story 3 at your local cinema.  It is that good that you should stop Internetting and go the movie.  Seriously, the Internet will be here when you get back.

Sidebar for those of us who have seen the movie and are waiting for others to come back:  I went to this movie with three of my neighbors and their children.  Children can be convinced of anything.  I convinced our neighbor's daughter that all her favorite foods (corn dogs, mac and cheese, and fruit roll-ups) had onions in them because she hates onions.  This made her want to throw up.  I did this because I'm a jerk. 

Welcome back!

Wasn't the entire end sequence amazing?  Was it not one of the best end sequences in any movie since Rocky 4?  Yes.  Yes it was.  Communism wasn't ended, but someone's childhood was.  It was literally the perfect ending to the movie.  I obviously won't go into details because I don't think for a minute you actually left your computer and immediately watched the movie (shame on you for reading a sidebar that was not intended for you), but I can't help but gush.

Now you should probably tell me to get off the computer and go to bed.  Jay, you have to wake up in four hours!  Go to bed!  You are presenting to your management team tomorrow, and you'll have bags under your eyes!  Why are you awake?  Also, your dog is sitting down in front of you and clearly wants outside.  Let her out already.  You're making a lot of selfish decisions right now.  

Good point Me.

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