I Have a New Blog that Tastes like an Old Blog

I decided to create a new blog this morning because I never use my old blog.  Also, all the blogs on my old blog are just too long, and whenever I think about updating that blog I think I have to write a really long blog, which I don't, but I think I do, so I created a new blog.  I put a picture of me as a baby on this blog.  I could have cropped the picture, but then it would have removed Baby Me's crotch and wowza, what a crotch!  I've been stacked since youth.

I wanted a new blog because I didn't really like the name of my old blog.  It was called businessjive but it never talked about business.  That was really confusing.  I went to that website expecting updates on stocks, the economy, and the latest macros analysis of the effects of Zhudanese currency on Privian import taxes.  Instead all I got was my own opinions, and they were TOO LONG.  Ugh.  Now I have this site.  I won't come here expecting Shiny Foreheads, but if I do, I will not be disappointed.  I will be so happy all the time.

Here's some other fun notes about this blog.  It's URL is www.theshinyforehead.blogspot.com.  I wanted to use www.theforehead.blogspot.com but that blog was used by some radical hippie in 2007.  2007!  That was so long ago.  His blog should have expired by now, and I should be able to use it.  Then I tried www.goamerica.blogspot.com.  That blog is in Korean or Chinese or something.  Can you believe that?  A foreign language on our American Internet!  It should be in English.  If I went to their country and used their Internet I'd use their language.  After that, I tried www.gousa.blogspot.com, which I didn't want to use but would have settled on since I would have had no other choice.  Luckily someone started that blog in 2004 about his trip to America.  He was in New York, he posted one blog about visiting his friend in LA, and then he was never heard from again.  This America can be a bitch.  I bet he's either dead or got caught up in all the glim glam of Hollywood.  ANYWAYS, I've settled on this URL.  That was my journey though.  If you would like to buy the movie rights to that story, please leave your contact information in the comments section.

If you must know, I'm in a hotel room right now.  Don't worry though, I'm not planning a trip to the dessert with my friend Dirk, so I'll probably post again soon. Also, I don't have a friend named Dirk.

My friends and my brother and some strangers and I started another blog this week about action movies.  It's probably the best blog on the Internet.  The blog you are reading is the 809th best blog on the Internet.