A Smorgasbord of Excellent Ideas

To try and improve this blog's current ranking as only the 806th best blog in the world, I thought of some ideas.  I'm going to try my hand at a few different styles of blogs:

1)  RETRO BLOGS: Since I haven't blogged in well over a year, and since before that I didn't really blog at all anyway, and since every now and then I remember something that happened a long time ago that I want to blog about, but I can't blog about because it happened too long ago, and the Internet is so current and up-to-date on everything, I thought I'd label the occasional blog: retro.  That way, if I wanted to write about a hilarious and relevant story that occurred in Ms. Teig's fifth grade science class one day, I can.  Instead of doing this, using a chintzy label or "tag," I could use past tense and dates and context to let you know the blog is taking place in the past, but that would be a lot of work and make my blogs TOO LONG.

2)  FUTURE BLOGS: These blogs will be like the retro blogs, only they will take place from the future.  I don't really feel like I need to explain that any further. 

3)  WITH APOLOGIES TO MY FATHER AND HIS GENERATION BLOGS: I don't know about you all, but ever since I grew up into an adult I've learned that almost everything the generations before us did was wrong.  So wrong.  Oh man, they were and are wrong about almost everything.  What's funny, is they don't know they are wrong.  They think we, the young people, are wrong about everything.  That obviously cannot be.  When I feel like writing a blog about why I think maybe it's okay to vote for a liberal every now and then or why I think maybe Sarah Palin should just shut up, I'll use the above tag.  These will be my most factual blogs.

4)  SO MANY MORE TYPES OF BLOGS:  I'm sure there will be many more types of blogs, but a list over four would be too long and no one would read it.